I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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