i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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