dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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