operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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