The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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