Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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