So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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