i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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