Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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