Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
How's work?
Spinning.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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