Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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