For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
