So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My dick has a subreddit
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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