She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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