Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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