she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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