So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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