yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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