Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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