i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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