Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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