brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize