oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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