Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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