is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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