so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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