hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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