I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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