it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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