Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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