I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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