Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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