The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
This is classic penis vs brain.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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