Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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