why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
