dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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