so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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