dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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