you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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