I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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