The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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