Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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