so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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