Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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