If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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