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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(918): i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better http://tfl.nu/xhei

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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving

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(848): a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving http://tfl.nu/nqcq

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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(773): Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success. http://tfl.nu/jhei

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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(614): just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good. http://tfl.nu/28dw

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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..

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(352): never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party.. http://tfl.nu/fqwv

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(571): View more from Virginia

All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet

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(571): All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet http://tfl.nu/3sbr

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning

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(414): I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning http://tfl.nu/2xis

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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(484): drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3 http://tfl.nu/7aa9

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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.

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(604): I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case. http://tfl.nu/8moa

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(714): View more from California

Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.

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(714): Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday. http://tfl.nu/bnh5

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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".

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Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.

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(801): My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt". (801): Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment. http://tfl.nu/n7lf

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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?

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(630): I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about? http://tfl.nu/f79i

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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.

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(+61): No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender. http://tfl.nu/14lt

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(631): View more from New York

Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.

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(631): Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on. http://tfl.nu/pysj

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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.

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(225): All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much. http://tfl.nu/26fo

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