so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"