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• (914): View more from New York

  so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."

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• (845): View more from New York

  tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!

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  please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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• (607): View more from New York

  I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.

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• (585): View more from New York

  if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.

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  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no

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• (212): View more from New York

  Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"

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