She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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