I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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