His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
