i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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i've created a new STD.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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