I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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