ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Houston, we have a squirter
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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