Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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