We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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