More tranny stories later!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
