I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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